Articles by: Matt Kaufman

Israel and Palestine Reach Agreement: Modern Family Is Hilarious

January 30, 2012 6:00 amComments Off on Israel and Palestine Reach Agreement: Modern Family Is Hilarious
Israel and Palestine Reach Agreement: Modern Family Is Hilarious

After years of bitter struggle, the Israel and Palestine camps have reached an agreement: Modern Family is the best show on television. Negotiations had been at a standstill until both sides realized it was almost eight o’clock and Modern Family was about to start. Political pundits explained that negotiations had […]

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New Year’s Resolution Negatively Affects Everyone Else

January 8, 2012 3:38 pmComments Off on New Year’s Resolution Negatively Affects Everyone Else
New Year’s Resolution Negatively Affects Everyone Else
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