Construction for a new football stadium will begin next week, as the Cardinal look forward to their 2010-2011 season.  Although planners designed only 400 seats in the stadium, it is predicted to increase Stanford’s future BCS ranking. “We figured that we could at least sell out half the games with […]

In an effort to fit into the new 3D cameras, Hagrid was forced to start dieting early this year. While many movie-goers are unlikely to notice the difference, Hagrid claims the benefits of his decisions are enormous.   “Now I can touch my palm with my fingers and sit down without […]