Articles by: Michael Brandt

Cal Changes Logo Font to Wingdings

November 16, 2012 12:15 pmComments Off on Cal Changes Logo Font to Wingdings
Cal Changes Logo Font to Wingdings
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Mark Zuckerberg Sets Record for Really Big Garage Sale

May 21, 2012 6:02 amComments Off on Mark Zuckerberg Sets Record for Really Big Garage Sale
Mark Zuckerberg Sets Record for Really Big Garage Sale

Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg made headlines last week by selling a record $614 of stuff at his garage sale. The landmark sale, which took place on Friday, May 18th, was the largest garage sale (in dollars) of the quarter in his whole neighborhood. Though many buyers feel they got a […]

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XOX Proudly Joins FloMo, Yost as Official Stanford Housing

February 13, 2012 6:00 amComments Off on XOX Proudly Joins FloMo, Yost as Official Stanford Housing
XOX Proudly Joins FloMo, Yost as Official Stanford Housing
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Graduating Senior Finally Able to Forgive IHUM

May 29, 2011 5:36 pmComments Off on Graduating Senior Finally Able to Forgive IHUM
Graduating Senior Finally Able to Forgive IHUM

Joshua Randle (‘11) finally has made peace with IHUM in the weeks before graduation. Introduction to Humanities, the year-long sequence required for freshman, is considered undesirable to some because of its required discussion sections, challenging essays, and unforgivable lameness. Joshua has been spending these last months before graduation forgiving IHUM […]

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Easy Stanford Students Had Access to List of “Athletic” Classes

March 10, 2011 1:32 pmComments Off on Easy Stanford Students Had Access to List of “Athletic” Classes
Easy Stanford Students Had Access to List of “Athletic” Classes

News broke this week about a list of fitness classes being distributed to the sexually easier members of the Stanford community. The list is designed to give certain members of the Stanford community an unfair advantage in the bedroom. Well-known fratboy Will, who’s known campus-wide for being easy to sleep […]

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Pokemon Club Celebrates Ash Wednesday

March 9, 2011 11:42 pmComments Off on Pokemon Club Celebrates Ash Wednesday
Pokemon Club Celebrates Ash Wednesday
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Photographers Owe One Thousand Words to Stanford For Every Picture Taken

February 20, 2011 5:55 pmComments Off on Photographers Owe One Thousand Words to Stanford For Every Picture Taken
Photographers Owe One Thousand Words to Stanford For Every Picture Taken
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ASSU Speakers’ Bureau Brings Antoine Dodson to Campus in Response to Hot Prowl

January 17, 2011 3:51 pmComments Off on ASSU Speakers’ Bureau Brings Antoine Dodson to Campus in Response to Hot Prowl
ASSU Speakers’ Bureau Brings Antoine Dodson to Campus in Response to Hot Prowl

In an effort to deter further activities of criminal trespassing, the ASSU Speakers’ Bureau has invited Antoine Dodson to speak at Cubberly Auditorium next Tuesday. Known nationally for his expertise on criminality, focusing on discouraging criminals from being “so dumb,” and rallying law-abiding citizens around the anthem “we gon’ find […]

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Email Recipient Not Sure If He is Intended Recipient or Just Recipient

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Email Recipient Not Sure If He is Intended Recipient or Just Recipient
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NYC Celebrates the Whitest Kwanzaa in Decades

January 5, 2011 1:35 amComments Off on NYC Celebrates the Whitest Kwanzaa in Decades
NYC Celebrates the Whitest Kwanzaa in Decades
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