XOX Proudly Joins FloMo, Yost as Official Stanford Housing

February 13th, 2012

Graduating Senior Finally Able to Forgive IHUM

Joshua Randle (‘11) finally has made peace with IHUM in the weeks before graduation. Introduction to Humanities, the year-long sequence required for freshman, is considered undesirable to some because of its required discussion sections, challenging essays, and unforgivable lameness. Joshua has been...

May 29th, 2011

Easy Stanford Students Had Access to List of “Athletic” Classes

News broke this week about a list of fitness classes being distributed to the sexually easier members of the Stanford community. The list is designed to give certain members of the Stanford community an unfair advantage in the bedroom. Well-known fratboy Will, who’s known campus-wide for being easy...

March 10th, 2011

Pokemon Club Celebrates Ash Wednesday

March 9th, 2011

Photographers Owe One Thousand Words to Stanford For Every Picture Taken

February 20th, 2011

ASSU Speakers’ Bureau Brings Antoine Dodson to Campus in Response to Hot Prowl

In an effort to deter further activities of criminal trespassing, the ASSU Speakers’ Bureau has invited Antoine Dodson to speak at Cubberly Auditorium next Tuesday. Known nationally for his expertise on criminality, focusing on discouraging criminals from being “so dumb,” and rallying law-abiding...

January 17th, 2011

Email Recipient Not Sure If He is Intended Recipient or Just Recipient

January 17th, 2011

NYC Celebrates the Whitest Kwanzaa in Decades

January 5th, 2011

New LinkedIn Movie Opens: Viewers React With Mild Approval

The prescreening of the new LinkedIn movie, “The Online Rolodex,” opened to crowds in the tens at some cinema in Palo Alto or Menlo Park or somewhere. The movie opens with a corporate meeting of middle-aged men in business suits. They discuss what sounds like a solid business plan, and over...

September 26th, 2010