Articles by: Matt King Bernstein

Gaieties actor on vocal rest ends up taking permanent vow of silence, no one cares

November 14, 2017 3:09 pmComments Off on Gaieties actor on vocal rest ends up taking permanent vow of silence, no one cares
Gaieties actor on vocal rest ends up taking permanent vow of silence, no one cares

Sources confirmed yesterday that an actor in Gaieties 2017 who has been on vocal rest for the past three days, Gen Erick ‘21, has decided to take a permanent vow of silence. Other sources confirmed that no one cares. “I just feel more at peace than I’ve ever felt,” typed […]

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Man Known For Poorly Drawn Swastikas Now Taking ARTSTUDI 145

October 5, 2017 5:00 pmComments Off on Man Known For Poorly Drawn Swastikas Now Taking ARTSTUDI 145
Man Known For Poorly Drawn Swastikas Now Taking ARTSTUDI 145

In light of the criticism his swastikas drew for being only “swastika-like”, the man who has been drawing said symbols around campus has decided to enroll in ARTSTUDI 145, Intro to Painting, in an effort to perfect the symbol. “For our first class, we were just supposed to be painting […]

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