Articles by: Maggie Rosenthal

Darty Season Bittersweet For Day-Drinking Alcoholic

May 15, 2017 12:00 pmComments Off on Darty Season Bittersweet For Day-Drinking Alcoholic
Darty Season Bittersweet For Day-Drinking Alcoholic

The day party. A darty, if you will. With weather warming up and spring quarter in full swing, darty season is upon us. And it couldn’t have come soon enough for the budding alcoholics of Stanford University. “Honestly it’s great. Instead of having to drink alone in my room in the […]

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Op-Ed: I Invented A Color And Here’s What You Need To Know About It

May 8, 2017 12:00 pmComments Off on Op-Ed: I Invented A Color And Here’s What You Need To Know About It
Op-Ed: I Invented A Color And Here’s What You Need To Know About It

You’ve probably already read about it, but if you haven’t, here’s the deal: I invented a brand new color, never before seen, and you need to know a few things before you can just go and look at it. First off, you might be wondering how I “invented” a color. […]

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Report: Discussion Section Dominated By That One Student Who Actually Does The Reading

April 30, 2017 12:00 pmComments Off on Report: Discussion Section Dominated By That One Student Who Actually Does The Reading
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Multiple sources have confirmed that there is one student in the 1:30PM discussion section of the Rhetoric of Origami that really just monopolizes the conversation, as he is the sole student to consistently complete the assigned readings. Students reportedly had identified the troublesome student Adam Thatcher in the 12 person […]

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Op-ed: Here’s what you need to know about those fuzzy little caterpillars

April 25, 2017 9:00 amComments Off on Op-ed: Here’s what you need to know about those fuzzy little caterpillars
Op-ed: Here’s what you need to know about those fuzzy little caterpillars

If you’ve been particularly observant this quarter, you may have noticed one display of the awe-inspiring flora and fauna on our beautiful campus: the Western tussock caterpillar. These tiny buggers are truly amazing feats of nature, crawling right under our noses here in Stanford, Calif! Here’s a few quick facts […]

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Student Making Millions Off Chase Bank’s $500 Flyers

April 10, 2017 12:00 pmComments Off on Student Making Millions Off Chase Bank’s $500 Flyers
Student Making Millions Off Chase Bank’s $500 Flyers

In a stroke of genius yet to be realized by any other Stanford students or Chase Bank’s top advertising executives, sophomore Greg Nicholson has begun cashing in the widespread offer of $500 from Chase Bank’s advertisements for opening up checking and savings accounts. Nicholson reportedly scoops up these flyers every […]

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Op-Ed: Megalodon Is In Lake Lag And I Have Proof

March 17, 2017 12:00 pmComments Off on Op-Ed: Megalodon Is In Lake Lag And I Have Proof
Op-Ed: Megalodon Is In Lake Lag And I Have Proof

Look guys, hear me out on this one. Megalodon is real and he is living in Lake Lag right now. I get it, you might be a little skeptical. I was too at first! Does it really make sense for this massive shark, presumed extinct for over 2 million years, […]

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Biker Hit By Marguerite Shuttle Still Arrives At Destination Before Marguerite

February 26, 2017 12:00 pmComments Off on Biker Hit By Marguerite Shuttle Still Arrives At Destination Before Marguerite
Biker Hit By Marguerite Shuttle Still Arrives At Destination Before Marguerite

  In a horrifying crash just in front of the Oval, the Marguerite, Stanford’s Free Shuttle, hit sophomore Josh Thacil while he was biking to the CalTrain station last week.   Onlookers say Thacil went flying through the air after being clipped by the bus, and emergency services were quickly […]

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Op-Ed: Let Me Tell You Why You’re Wrong

February 21, 2017 12:00 pmComments Off on Op-Ed: Let Me Tell You Why You’re Wrong
Op-Ed: Let Me Tell You Why You’re Wrong

  Look, you have a lot of valid points, I’ll give you that. And don’t get me wrong, this has been a thought-provoking and respectful debate so far. You definitely raise some interesting questions, but let’s be honest: you’re wrong. You’re just so incredibly wrong and also, I’m right. Let […]

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Report: Local Satire Paper Missed Major Sporting Event

February 19, 2017 9:00 amComments Off on Report: Local Satire Paper Missed Major Sporting Event
Report: Local Satire Paper Missed Major Sporting Event

Surprising absolutely no one, the Flipside staff has managed for two weeks to miss the opportunity to poke fun at the most widely televised athletic event in the U.S., the Super Bowl. Sources confirm that the Flipside nerds vaguely knew of the event’s occurrence and relevance, but that they had […]

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Op-Ed: I Think A Crocodile Would Win In A Fight Against An Alligator, But I’m Not Willing To Bet Everything On It

February 1, 2017 12:00 pmComments Off on Op-Ed: I Think A Crocodile Would Win In A Fight Against An Alligator, But I’m Not Willing To Bet Everything On It
Op-Ed: I Think A Crocodile Would Win In A Fight Against An Alligator, But I’m Not Willing To Bet Everything On It

Okay, so call me crazy, but I think a crocodile would win in a matchup against an alligator. Now, to be fair, I’m not completely sure about this. I wouldn’t bet my life on it. To be honest, I can’t say I would even put $100 on it. But let […]

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