Articles by: Magellan J. Pfluke

Senior With Single Still Single

April 4, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on Senior With Single Still Single
Senior With Single Still Single
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Reckless Dad Springs for Large Popcorn

March 7, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on Reckless Dad Springs for Large Popcorn
Reckless Dad Springs for Large Popcorn
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Nature of Relationship Less Clear Following Relationship-Defining Conversation

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Nature of Relationship Less Clear Following Relationship-Defining Conversation
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Area Girlfriend Not My Girlfriend, Okay?!

February 22, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on Area Girlfriend Not My Girlfriend, Okay?!
Area Girlfriend Not My Girlfriend, Okay?!
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Report: This Article Mentioning Star Wars: The Force Awakens Contains No Substance

January 4, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on Report: This Article Mentioning Star Wars: The Force Awakens Contains No Substance
Report: This Article Mentioning Star Wars: The Force Awakens Contains No Substance

STANFORD, CA – In an attempt to capitalize on the SEO-rich Star Wars brand, this article was written in the span of fifteen minutes and hastily slapped onto the front of this week’s issue of The Stanford Flipside. Reports indicate that this article will go on to mention several characters […]

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Area Friend Not as Cool as Remembered

November 30, 2015 12:01 pmComments Off on Area Friend Not as Cool as Remembered
Area Friend Not as Cool as Remembered

QUINCY, MA – This past week, the freshman class of 2019 returned to their home towns for the first time since the start of the school year. The eager underclassmen began the week with high hopes, ready to reconnect with high school friends and make the rounds of their favorite […]

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Recent Alum Happy to Have Left Activism Behind

November 16, 2015 12:00 pmComments Off on Recent Alum Happy to Have Left Activism Behind
Recent Alum Happy to Have Left Activism Behind

SAN FRANCISCO, CA – This week has proved a difficult one for the United States and the world. From racially motivated threats across college campuses to terrorist attacks in Paris and Beirut, activists of all stripes have heard their call to action. Not everyone, however, has immediately taken to the […]

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Superintendent Unsure of Responsibilities

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Superintendent Unsure of Responsibilities
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Fig Lame

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Fig Lame
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Student Depletes Last of Strategic Summer Anecdote Reserves

September 28, 2015 12:00 pmComments Off on Student Depletes Last of Strategic Summer Anecdote Reserves
Student Depletes Last of Strategic Summer Anecdote Reserves
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