225 Business Headlines Year 8 Front Pocket Holds One Pen, Two Pens Tops Jeffery SquidFebruary 1, 2016
224 Articles Environment World Year 8 Op-Ed: In Other News, Sea-Monkeys Fucking Disgusting In Flint, Michigan citizens have been drinking toxic water to the extreme… Jeffery SquidJanuary 26, 2016
223 By Year Stanford Year 8 Student Decides “Transcendence Seraphim” a Good Font for PowerPoint Labelling the other options as “bland” and “uninspired,” sources confirmed yesterday that… Jeffery SquidJanuary 21, 2016
220 Articles Stanford Year 8 Worried Freshman Thinks of Ways to Explain C to Future Wife Concerned the unfortunate grade might be a “deal-breaker”, worried freshman Carson Nichols… Jeffery SquidDecember 2, 2015
218 Life Stanford Year 8 Senior Irritated by Freshmen’s Loud, Obnoxious Whining Describing the incessant noise as “distracting” and “frankly just rude,” Roble senior… Jeffery SquidNovember 12, 2015
216 Articles Local Year 8 Undergrads, Alumni Bond Over Shared Sense of Superiority Citing the event’s “engaging” and “pleasantly egotistical” vibe, senior Ryan Winters told… Jeffery SquidOctober 26, 2015
214 Articles Life Stanford Year 8 Denied Golf Cart, Injured Student Rents AT-AT Walker Stanford, CA—Although expressing disappointment at being unable to obtain a golf cart… Jeffery SquidOctober 14, 2015
210 Articles US Year 7 Divisive Tricks v. Kids Case Reaches Supreme Court Washington, D.C.—In a dramatic turn of events for the highly publicized case,… Jeffery SquidJune 2, 2015
208 Articles Technology Year 7 New App Encourages Users to Meet, Beat the Shit out of Each Other Palo Alto—Calling his application an “exciting reinvention of how people interact,” local… Jeffery SquidMay 18, 2015
205 Articles Life Stanford Year 7 Student Not Playing League of Legends Continues to Waste Life Wilbur Hall—To the concern of his friends and parents, sources confirmed Saturday… Jeffery SquidApril 30, 2015
