The Flip Report: April 22nd

In 5 Minutes Ago Out Class of ‘14 Class of ‘13 Going to class Kappa Sig’s Homophobia ΣΑΕ’s respect for women ΔΤΔ’s respect for couches Volcanoes Earthquakes The Plague

April 22nd, 2010

Report: PoPo to No-No RoHo-ProFro Hook Ups

At this year’s Admit Weekend, the Stanford PoPo will patrol dorms with ProFros to prevent ProFro-RoHo hook ups. The PoPo has worked with the Head HoHos, HoHos and VoCos of FloMo, J-Ro and Arroyo. They also have trained them to answer questions about SoCo, O-Show and Lenovo. Head HoHo Toto said,...

April 19th, 2010

Robot Nixon Declares Candidacy for ASSU Senate

February 25th, 2010

Bill Clinton Hospitalized for Paper Cut

Former President Bill Clinton was hospitalized this Thursday to obtain medical care for what doctors concluded was a massive paper cut. Doctors immediately bandaged the wound and gave his boo-boo a kiss. Dr. McDonald, chief of surgery at Washington Methodist, said, “It was good that he came in when...

February 12th, 2010

The Flip Report: February 7th

In 5 Minutes Ago Out iPad Kindle Stone Tablets FaceAIDS HIV/AIDS Smallpox Mark Sanford’s extramarital affair Tiger Wood’s extramarital affair(s) John F. Kennedy’s extramarital affairs

February 7th, 2010

The Flip Report: January 30th

In 5 Minutes Ago Out Raising money for Haiti Raising money for AIDS Livestrong Bracelets Hating Westboro Baptist Church Hating Republicans Hating Scientologists Tavita Pritchard playing basketball Tavita Pritchard playing football Tavita Pritchard figure skating

January 30th, 2010

Brangelina to Adopt all Haitian Children

After donating one million dollars to Haiti relief efforts yesterday, Hollywood superstars Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are reportedly set to adopt all the children in Haiti.   When asked if they were ready to take care of an additional two million children, Jolie—who already has six children—responded,...

January 26th, 2010

Stanford Drops Tiger Woods

STANFORD,CA – Stanford has announced that effective immediately, it will drop Tiger Woods from all of its advertisements. In light of the car crash and the allegations it has brought about, Stanford has joined the ranks of Gillette, Accenture, and Gatorade in dropping Woods. He will no longer...

December 31st, 2009

Stanford Adds Bikepool Lanes

STANFORD, CA—Stanford University has finished renovating all the roads on campus with new High Occupancy Vehicle bike lanes. These new HOV bike lanes are intended to support the University’s push for sustainability by reducing carbon emissions and by reducing traffic. Stern Resident Kenny Wilson...

November 2nd, 2009