Articles by: Justin Krasner-Karpen

Nike Launches “Just Shoe It” Campaign

May 31, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on Nike Launches “Just Shoe It” Campaign
Nike Launches “Just Shoe It” Campaign

Following a year of low sales, Nike Inc. has announced a new advertising campaign. It will feature a new and exciting direction for the company. The company’s new direction is typified by the slogan “Just Shoe It”. The campaign lets consumers know they can purchase Nike-brand shoes. “We decided to […]

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Ask Lady Serpent, High Priestess of the Flesh

May 9, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on Ask Lady Serpent, High Priestess of the Flesh
Ask Lady Serpent, High Priestess of the Flesh

Lady Serpent, In high school, I loved all my classes, but now I’m not sure how to narrow my focus. It feels like I’m the only one who came here not already knowing that she wanted to be senator of Massachusetts or write an iPhone app for dogs. How do […]

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The Stanford Flipside Ends Apartheid

March 10, 2015 9:00 amComments Off on The Stanford Flipside Ends Apartheid
The Stanford Flipside Ends Apartheid

It happened. Apartheid is over. We did it. We, the Stanford Flipside, did it. Apartheid ended, entirely and exclusively due to the work put in by us, the staff of the Stanford Flipside. Apartheid has now ended, and we are the ones to thank. “Yup, it was you,” said now-former […]

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Flipside Missed Connections: My Girl, My iClicker

January 20, 2015 12:00 pmComments Off on Flipside Missed Connections: My Girl, My iClicker
Flipside Missed Connections: My Girl, My iClicker

A sunny afternoon at the start of fall quarter. I was at the bookstore, stocking up for classes. An ill-placed stack of course readers sent me stumbling backwards into a shelf. There you were. After some hasty apologies, I gave you my hand. Little did I know, that stumble would […]

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Linguistic Major Makes Zeugma, A Difference

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Linguistic Major Makes Zeugma, A Difference
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“Late Late Show” Staff Baffled by Twitter Trend

September 22, 2014 12:01 pmComments Off on “Late Late Show” Staff Baffled by Twitter Trend
“Late Late Show” Staff Baffled by Twitter Trend

LOS ANGELES – On Friday, the producers of CBS’s “The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson” celebrated a recent spike in online discussion centered around the show’s host. “People hadn’t been talking about Craig much lately, then all of a sudden it was Ferguson here, Ferguson there,” said Jonah Alvarez, […]

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Close the Door to Secure the Building

February 3, 2014 12:01 pmComments Off on Close the Door to Secure the Building
Close the Door to Secure the Building
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Please Close the Door

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Please Close the Door
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FloMo Has Own Wikipedia Page

November 5, 2013 9:00 amComments Off on FloMo Has Own Wikipedia Page
FloMo Has Own Wikipedia Page

Wikipedia, the free user-generated encyclopedia, has an article describing Florence Moore Hall. Started in 2008, the page features contributions from 16 different users, including Ellis Lau, TerriersFan, Erp, and 93.147.219.149. Despite only measuring 207 words, the entry has not been deemed a stub, Wikipedia’s denomination for pages “too short to provide […]

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WebAuth Studios Presents: Step Up Authentication

October 7, 2013 12:00 pmComments Off on WebAuth Studios Presents: Step Up Authentication
WebAuth Studios Presents: Step Up Authentication

HOW FAR WOULD YOU GO TO AXESS YOUR DREAMS? The must-see film of the quarter follows an aspiring hip-hop star from the wrong side of the Escondido Drive as she meets a CS coterm who has always yearned to take Social Dance. Watch as they dance, compete, train, and do […]

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