Articles by: Joe Bosetti

An Ode to My Five-Bladed Razor

January 16, 2018 12:00 pmComments Off on An Ode to My Five-Bladed Razor
An Ode to My Five-Bladed Razor

To my beloved five-bladed razor, words cannot describe the longing I feel for you. I have left you behind me, back in the sweet Napa Valley in my haste to pack. You have kept me from looking like a complete hobo through good times and bad, through interviews and finals weeks, and for that […]

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Local Frat Brother Concerned After Nor Cal Fires Rage Through Wine Country

October 23, 2017 12:00 pmComments Off on Local Frat Brother Concerned After Nor Cal Fires Rage Through Wine Country
Local Frat Brother Concerned After Nor Cal Fires Rage Through Wine Country

Stating that he was “totally distraught” after hearing about how the Northern California fires had destroyed homes and lives in numerous towns and cities including many wine-growing regions, Kyle Brosner, a junior and notorious frat star,  called an emergency meeting of all the brothers of his fraternity. “I’m sure you […]

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