Articles by: Graham Todd

Novice Skateboarder Falls Down Awkwardly

February 26, 2009 10:03 pm0 comments
Novice Skateboarder Falls Down Awkwardly

The skateboarding conditions have been reportedly sub-par over the passed week or so due to the occasional rainstorm, which leave the pavement around campus slippery and filled with piled up debris (twigs and pine needles). However, on a quite clear and fair day for skateboarding earlier in the week novice […]

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Asshole Student Hates Everyone, Blames It On The Weather

February 22, 2009 9:26 pm0 comments
Asshole Student Hates Everyone, Blames It On The Weather

This past Monday, a rather unfortunate smattering of events occurred circling around one undergraduate student, Morris Jones. Morris who typically awakes to 106.6 The Goat, instead arose to high pitch chirping, and it all went downhill from there. “I hadn’t left my room since the night before when I had […]

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Tree Week: Secret Tree Competition Revealed – Palm the Steady Victor!

February 16, 2009 5:12 pm0 comments
Tree Week:  Secret Tree Competition Revealed – Palm the Steady Victor!

Contrary to popular belief, Stanford’s most pressing tree competition takes place between real, wooden trees rather than masochistic undergraduates. Recently, the pulse of the streets and the banter on the police wire has lead to the uncovering of an age–old secret tree competition. A team of investigative reporters has been […]

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