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Articles By: Graham Todd

Novice Skateboarder Falls Down Awkwardly

The skateboarding conditions have been reportedly sub-par over the passed week or so due to the occasional rainstorm, which leave the pavement around campus slippery and filled with piled up debris (twigs and pine needles). However, on a quite clear and fair day for skateboarding earlier in the week...
February 26th, 2009

Asshole Student Hates Everyone, Blames It On The Weather

This past Monday, a rather unfortunate smattering of events occurred circling around one undergraduate student, Morris Jones. Morris who typically awakes to 106.6 The Goat, instead arose to high pitch chirping, and it all went downhill from there. “I hadn’t left my room since the night before when...
February 22nd, 2009

Tree Week: Secret Tree Competition Revealed – Palm the Steady Victor!

Contrary to popular belief, Stanford’s most pressing tree competition takes place between real, wooden trees rather than masochistic undergraduates. Recently, the pulse of the streets and the banter on the police wire has lead to the uncovering of an age–old secret tree competition. A team of investigative...
February 16th, 2009