Articles by: George Malkin

TA Admits She Doesn’t Actually Look at Works Cited Page

March 4, 2013 12:00 pmComments Off on TA Admits She Doesn’t Actually Look at Works Cited Page
TA Admits She Doesn’t Actually Look at Works Cited Page
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Stanford Internet Security Video Asks for Credit Card Information

October 15, 2012 12:00 pmComments Off on Stanford Internet Security Video Asks for Credit Card Information
Stanford Internet Security Video Asks for Credit Card Information

Students are reporting that, in the middle of Stanford Information Security Office’s recently released internet safety awareness video, an unspecified number of users received urgent requests for their credit card information. The video promised all users the most secure campus environment in Stanford history, so long as each user provided […]

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Anscombe Society to Perform Live Marriage on Campus

April 27, 2011 3:34 amComments Off on Anscombe Society to Perform Live Marriage on Campus
Anscombe Society to Perform Live Marriage on Campus

To combat changing definitions of marriage, Stanford’s new chapter of the Anscombe Society announced yesterday that it would marry two students in a live, public demonstration to support the cause of traditional marriage. “The ceremony will be highly pedagogical,” said Bernard VanBerkum, one of the group’s co-founders. “To reinforce our […]

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Student Has Midterm Crisis, Finds Fulfillment in New Bike

January 23, 2011 2:07 pmComments Off on Student Has Midterm Crisis, Finds Fulfillment in New Bike
Student Has Midterm Crisis, Finds Fulfillment in New Bike

The last thing James Halpern remembered before passing out was the curve of his upcoming orgo midterm. He was lost in the Stacks of Green Library, so exhausted by practice problems that the bookshelves had disintegrated into carbon chains. “I woke up the next morning on a cold musty floor […]

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