Pope Resigns in Order to be With Valentine

In a shocking turn of events, Pope Benedict XVI has given up…

Hot TA’s Section Moved to MemAud

You Should Really, Really Know my Name by Now

Look…I know I may not be the most assertive, in-your-face person, and…

Jill Stein Not a Real Person

A scientific study conducted by the University of Delaware has indicated that…

Romney courts minority vote by showing off ‘Black Friend’

Faced with a troubling poll conducted by The Washington Post which indicates…

Freshmen Confused by Continuing Lack of Parties

Recent surveys indicate that a growing percentage of the Class of ’16…

Angered by Recent Criticism, Stanford Gives In, Becomes Start-up

Fresh off of recent criticism in the Wall Street Journal regarding Stanford’s connections…