Articles by: Deedee Anderson

OpEd: As A Serial Killer Who Only Kills Women, I’d Like To Thank Women

March 19, 2017 12:00 pmComments Off on OpEd: As A Serial Killer Who Only Kills Women, I’d Like To Thank Women
OpEd: As A Serial Killer Who Only Kills Women, I’d Like To Thank Women

As National Women’s Day came and went last week, I realized my tremendous oversight in not publicly thanking women for all they have done for me in my life. As a serial killer who only kills women, there’s no way I could have gotten to where I am today without […]

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Marc Tessier-Lavigne to Allow Two Hottest People From Each Dorm to Get On Ark

February 27, 2017 12:00 pmComments Off on Marc Tessier-Lavigne to Allow Two Hottest People From Each Dorm to Get On Ark
Marc Tessier-Lavigne to Allow Two Hottest People From Each Dorm to Get On Ark

STANFORD, CA — As the threat of flood increases each day of this rainy season at Stanford, Marc Tessier-Lavigne has announced a plan for the two hottest people from each dorm to begin boarding his ark. “At some point everyone will have to accept the reality of this armageddon flood […]

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Remember, Your Body Is Just A Vessel For Getting Good Grades

February 21, 2017 12:00 pmComments Off on Remember, Your Body Is Just A Vessel For Getting Good Grades
Remember, Your Body Is Just A Vessel For Getting Good Grades

In this crazy roller coaster called college, it’s very easy to lose perspective. Us students often have a hard time seeing the bigger picture, and small issues tend to get blown way out of proportion. I’m here to kindly remind you: not everything in life is as important as your […]

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Classifieds: Don’t Forget About Dan’s Marathon!

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Classifieds: Don’t Forget About Dan’s Marathon!

Hope everybody had a great time at Dance Marathon last Saturday, it seemed like a great event for a great cause. I just thought I’d pipe in and remind you that my similar dance event, Dan’s Marathon will be taking place this coming weekend. I’d love to see you there! […]

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Ruth Bader Ginsburg Secretly Ruth Gator Binsborg, Alligator Cyber Woman

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Ruth Bader Ginsburg Secretly Ruth Gator Binsborg, Alligator Cyber Woman
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Dear RCC: I’m Pretty Sure My Computer Is A Crockpot

December 5, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on Dear RCC: I’m Pretty Sure My Computer Is A Crockpot
Dear RCC: I’m Pretty Sure My Computer Is A Crockpot

Dear RCC, 
 Whether it was a classic Holiday mix-up, or it’s been that way all along, I have some suspicions that my computer (previously thought to be a standard word-processing container) is in fact a crockpot. My first issue with this came up when I tried to turn in […]

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Freshman signs up for 21 units doing great 100s of friends wow incredible

November 14, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on Freshman signs up for 21 units doing great 100s of friends wow incredible
Freshman signs up for 21 units doing great 100s of friends wow incredible
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Area Boy Big Kid, Won’t Trick Or Treat This Year

October 28, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on Area Boy Big Kid, Won’t Trick Or Treat This Year
Area Boy Big Kid, Won’t Trick Or Treat This Year

Palo Alto, CA — Sunday, October 17th, Area rapscallion Billy Thompson, 12, reportedly stepped out of his room with an important announcement to make: “I’m a big kid now, and I won’t be trick-or-treating this year.” His self-satisfied smile said it all — the rite-of-passage into adulthood was complete. “I […]

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Dear RCC: My Computer Lid is Broken. Also, What Is A Computer

October 13, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on Dear RCC: My Computer Lid is Broken. Also, What Is A Computer
Dear RCC: My Computer Lid is Broken. Also, What Is A Computer

Hey RCC, I’m hoping to get assistance with some technical issues I’ve been having recently with my typing container. First of all, the handles fell off. As you know, this makes it very difficult for transport and storage. I’ve been trying the adhesive strategy we went over last week, but […]

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Op-Ed: I Disagree With Both Candidates On Key Issues, But I Still Can’t Find My Dog

October 4, 2016 9:00 amComments Off on Op-Ed: I Disagree With Both Candidates On Key Issues, But I Still Can’t Find My Dog
Op-Ed: I Disagree With Both Candidates On Key Issues, But I Still Can’t Find My Dog

After watching the debate last Monday, I realized that I found Trump incredibly offensive. He constantly interrupted Hillary, contradicted himself, and really had nothing to say after all. His stop-and-frisk strategy to increase law and order seems hastily thought-through, and is likely unconstitutional. And on top of all of that, […]

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