Tech Review: The New iPad is Perfect for Taking Pictures of my Junk

Hi all, tech guru Ken Waterman here, and I’m here to talk to you about Apple’s latest offering in their wildly popular iPad line, simply called “The New iPad.” While the new iPad is not without its flaws, some of which we’ll delve into later in the review, I can confidently say that...

April 3rd, 2012

A Letter From Flipside Editor Barney Schmutz: I’ll Tell You What We’ll Do If We Find Your Name on that List

News has been flitting around the campus lately that the ASSU will be releasing the names of students who request a refund from Special Fees groups. Here at the Flipside, we are very excited to get the names of people on this list, and I’ll tell you right here what we will do with those names. First,...

May 28th, 2011

Cockblocks: Then and Now

People have been hooking up all through history, and hookups have been going awry for just as long. This handy chart compares for two different time periods the unfortunate cockblock scenarios in which you, a strapping young man, might find yourself. Modern Day Middle Ages Midway through undressing,...

May 9th, 2011

Opinion: Thanks A Bunch, But I Already Fucking Knew That I Look Tired

I know I’m tired. I was there when I stayed up until 4:30 am finishing two problem sets. I was also there when the loud-ass construction trucks started their incessant beeping at 7 am. I can clearly see the dark circles under my eyes every time I walk past a mirror or a piece of particularly reflective...

May 5th, 2011

Student Faces Tough Decisions about Lent and Christianity

About forty days ago, on Ash Wednesday, sophomore Danny Brentwood made a big decision. The devout Christian and all-around good guy decided to give up the single thing which brought the most joy to his life: Christianity itself. In the process, he has also given up the strong moral principles which he...

April 22nd, 2011

First Episode of ‘Kids Say the Most Fucked Up Shit’ Receives Mixed Reviews

March 31st, 2011

Rebecca Black Releases Official Rebecca Black Parody Parody Parody Parody Parody Parody

March 28th, 2011

Flipside Live From Egypt: Ashton Kutcher Shows Up In Egypt As Mubarak ‘Punks’ Millions of Protesters

February 10th, 2011

[photography] University policy regarding shooting photos/video in the Quad

Conversation from: photography@lists.stanford.edu Emails are real, names are not. University shame is real. From: Lauren  Dear film/video and photo community at Stanford, I just wanted to send out a note on behalf of University Communications regarding shooting photos and video in the Main Quad. It...

January 23rd, 2011

Justin Bieber Shoots Heroin to Prove That He Is More Mature Than Miley Cyrus

LOS ANGELES, CA—In a motel just outside downtown LA, Justin Bieber has reportedly filmed himself injecting a large dose of heroin into his bloodstream. His publicist, Melissa Victor, issued a statement about this controversial action early this morning: “Miley Cyrus was the subject of so much attention...

January 15th, 2011