Articles by: Alex Hicks-Nelson

Stanford Registrar Changes To New Epic Fail Grading System

February 2, 2009 5:48 pm0 comments
Stanford Registrar Changes To New Epic Fail Grading System

Faced with increasing numbers of stressed students and flustered professors, the Stanford Registrar’s Office has just announced plans to implement a new, Epic Fail grading scale. Unlike the number and letter based scales of the past, the epic fail scale will rank students based on skills, ownage, and degree of […]

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Sexual Innuendos Hit Peak Numbers, If You Know What We Mean

January 11, 2009 2:28 pm0 comments
Sexual Innuendos Hit Peak Numbers, If You Know What We Mean
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Isolated FroSoCo Residents Declared New Species

October 25, 2008 10:00 pm0 comments
Isolated FroSoCo Residents Declared New Species

Students Can No Longer Produce Viable Offspring With Taller, More Social People Biology majors at Stanford University reported the emergence of a new species yesterday after decades of fieldwork and research. The Freshman-Sophomore College residents, once thought to be merely Lagunitans who migrated closer to the golf ranges, have finally […]

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Young Beardless Non-Pipe-Smoking Professor Doesn’t Fit In With Rest of Faculty

October 8, 2008 6:02 pm0 comments
Young Beardless Non-Pipe-Smoking Professor Doesn’t Fit In With Rest of Faculty
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