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Stanford Registrar Changes To New Epic Fail Grading System

Stanford Registrar Changes To New Epic Fail Grading System
Faced with increasing numbers of stressed students and flustered professors, the Stanford Registrar’s Office has just announced plans to implement a new, Epic Fail grading scale. Unlike the number and letter based scales of the past, the epic fail scale will rank students based on skills, ownage,...
February 2nd, 2009

Sexual Innuendos Hit Peak Numbers, If You Know What We Mean

Sexual Innuendos Hit Peak Numbers, If You Know What We Mean
January 11th, 2009

Isolated FroSoCo Residents Declared New Species

Isolated FroSoCo Residents Declared New Species
Students Can No Longer Produce Viable Offspring With Taller, More Social People Biology majors at Stanford University reported the emergence of a new species yesterday after decades of fieldwork and research. The Freshman-Sophomore College residents, once thought to be merely Lagunitans who migrated...
October 25th, 2008

Young Beardless Non-Pipe-Smoking Professor Doesn’t Fit In With Rest of Faculty

Young Beardless Non-Pipe-Smoking Professor Doesn’t Fit In With Rest of Faculty
October 8th, 2008