Girlfriend to Start Offering Loyalty Points for Access to Bedroom STOREY HOUSE, ROW—Stanford junior and girlfriend Lisa Alberts has started to implement… Jeremy KeeshinOctober 24, 2011
2nd Grade Artistic Savant Crucial in Catching Stanford Robber North Park Elementary 2nd grader and renowned criminal sketch artist Joey Habman… Jeremy KeeshinOctober 17, 2011
Stanford Institutes New Policy of Selling Riot Tickets Online Immediately After a Win STANFORD, CA–In light of the recent success of the football team, Stanford… Jeremy KeeshinOctober 14, 2011
iPhone App SpotFlag Tells You About Events You Are Already At SILICON VALLEY, CA–iPhone developers from the Silicon Valley area recently launched a… Jeremy KeeshinOctober 7, 2011
Running Water Found on Mars Last week, Scientists at the Ames Research Center in Moffett Field, California… Jeremy KeeshinSeptember 29, 2011
18-20 Year Old Black Man With Dreadlocks and Chubby Indian Man Who Smells of Apples Getting Together for a Party at Your Place Jeremy KeeshinMay 15, 2011
Against All Odds, Crothers Resident and Slav Resident Maintain Long Distance Relationship In one of the greatest feel-good stories of the twenty-first century, Crothers… Jeremy KeeshinMay 15, 2011
English Department Replaced by a Computer In response to the controversy surrounding declining enrollment in the humanities, Stanford… Jeremy KeeshinMay 3, 2011
