Articles by: Jeremy Keeshin

Graduating Senior Hilariously Unprepared For Real World

May 29, 2012 9:00 amComments Off on Graduating Senior Hilariously Unprepared For Real World
Graduating Senior Hilariously Unprepared For Real World
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Stanford Math and Chemistry Major Graduates With Lack of All Basic Skills

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Stanford Math and Chemistry Major Graduates With Lack of All Basic Skills

Joey Tyler ’12 plans to graduate this June with a double major in Math and Chemistry. While he has a phenomenal understanding of group theory and real analysis, the Flipside has discovered that Tyler lacks all basic skills that a 22 year old American citizen should have.  We went on […]

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Board of Trustees To Buy $4.2 Million of “Contemplation Toilets”

April 30, 2012 6:00 amComments Off on Board of Trustees To Buy $4.2 Million of “Contemplation Toilets”
Board of Trustees To Buy $4.2 Million of “Contemplation Toilets”

After an extensive study regarding the contemplation resources available on campus, the Stanford Board of Trustees took a decisive action in a vote this past week and designated 4.2 million dollars for construction of contemplation toilets. Board member Louis Calloway explained, “We’ve realized that students here just weren’t doing enough […]

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Report: 4/20 Does Not Significantly Improve Quality of IHUM Discussions

April 23, 2012 6:00 amComments Off on Report: 4/20 Does Not Significantly Improve Quality of IHUM Discussions
Report: 4/20 Does Not Significantly Improve Quality of IHUM Discussions
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ResEd Unveils Entrepreneurship-Free Dorm

April 16, 2012 6:02 amComments Off on ResEd Unveils Entrepreneurship-Free Dorm
ResEd Unveils Entrepreneurship-Free Dorm

This past week, Stanford dean of Residential Education Deborah Golder announced that, starting next fall, Naranja will be the testing grounds for a new entrepreneurship-free housing option. “We’ve heard the feedback from students around campus, and we know that there are those who just aren’t comfortable with the amount of […]

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OAPE Selects 24 Random Freshman to Participate in the Drinking Games

April 9, 2012 6:00 amComments Off on OAPE Selects 24 Random Freshman to Participate in the Drinking Games
OAPE Selects 24 Random Freshman to Participate in the Drinking Games

In a yearly celebration designed to remember the horrors of excess alcohol consumption and the Great Alcohol Transport of 1994, Stanford will celebrate the Drinking Games this week. Last week, one boy and one girl were selected from each freshman dorm in an event known as the Draw. These students, […]

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Hunger Games Still Tame Compared to Dartmouth Hazing

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Hunger Games Still Tame Compared to Dartmouth Hazing
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Spring Quarter Already Here

April 3, 2012 6:00 amComments Off on Spring Quarter Already Here
Spring Quarter Already Here

Despite all of the disbelief sweeping the campus, spring quarter is already here. Thousands of extremely confused Stanford students have come back to campus, only to realize that their general perception of time was completely warped. Here at the Flipside, we were a bit confused as well, so we contacted […]

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Event to Raise Awareness for Very Important Cause Postponed Because Calypso and Talisman Were Both Busy

February 21, 2012 6:00 amComments Off on Event to Raise Awareness for Very Important Cause Postponed Because Calypso and Talisman Were Both Busy
Event to Raise Awareness for Very Important Cause Postponed Because Calypso and Talisman Were Both Busy

An event that was planned to raise awareness for a very important and time-sensitive cause was cancelled after singing and performing groups Cardinal Calypso and Talisman were both busy on the night of February 16th. “We really wanted to raise awareness for the problems overseas, the horrible labor conditions of […]

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XOX Staff Reluctantly Agrees it Probably was a Fire Hazard

February 13, 2012 6:00 amComments Off on XOX Staff Reluctantly Agrees it Probably was a Fire Hazard
XOX Staff Reluctantly Agrees it Probably was a Fire Hazard
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