Alvin Peterson, a freshman who is enrolled in Econ 1A, has recently announced that he has discovered the solution to all of the country’s economic problems.

Having covered the first three chapters of the introductory textbook, which Alvin apparently obtained through a “sweet deal on Amazon,” the FroSoCo resident has gained a sufficient understanding of the subtleties of the nation’s political economy to instruct the Federal Reserve Board, the President’s advisors, and the executive cabinet on fiscal and monetary policy.

“We should cut the interest rates because then people spend more and that’s good”, said Alvin, while drawing a shaky supply and demand graph with a ballpoint pen in his wide-ruled notebook, “I mean, I did get a 9/10 on my first problem set. I think I know what I’m talking about here.”

You May Also Like

Girl From Nearby High School Knows Some of the Same People

Kelly Jurgensen, a senior from Highland Park High School in the Chicago…

Director’s Cup Apparently Made Up To Boost Stanford’s Self Esteem

The Director’s Cup is a trophy given every year to the best…

The day Jerry Springer and me became Jerry Springer and I

I meet Jerry Springer every Wednesday night to go duckpin bowling. It’s…

Donald Trump Starts New Reality TV Show to Select a Running Mate

This summer, Presidential hopeful Donald Trump will begin his Presidential campaign by…